andgladly:

fwips:

my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘

I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.

rbertdowneyjr:

me: *thinks nasty shit*

in the tags: he is so pretty :)

gothhabiba:

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

caffeineandcollege:

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe